The Coffee Addiction of Hot Cup of Joe is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hot Cup of Joe with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.274 billion Hot Cup of Joeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caferon. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The all-consuming Hot Cup of Joean economy, worth 487 trillion coffee beans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 92,488 coffee beans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

A girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Hot Cup of Joe's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Hot Cup of Joe is ranked 67,151^st in the world and 28^th in 4chan for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,256.37 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.